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SEXIEST WHITE CHICKS

Friday, 19 October 2007

With Polow Da Don's recent media buzz about his fetish for White girls, it got brothers on Fresh Dot's staff to thinking about who'd top our list for Sexiest White Chicks.

Knowing this subject could ignite debate, we opted to avoid potential cyber beef , by crafting a numeric rating system based on our must-have criteria. We think it’s a scientific process that anyone could apply in their daily quest for Arian booty.

Fresh Dot’s White Chick Rating System:

Voluptuous Figure: 10 Pts
Sticks and stones may break our ~~boner~~ bones so the crack-head model look gets no love here. In fact, an onion that rivals a sister’s gets 2 additional bonus points.

Plastic Free-or at least the appearance of no surgery: 7 Pts

Far too many lumpy boobed, collagen filled lipped, freak shows are prancing around Hollywood. Let’s not encourage the madness by bringing that junk to the hood.

“Girls Gone Wild” Tendencies: 6 Pts
Real girls get down on the floor…they also get major points for leaked sex tapes and naughty pics.

Substantial Income Coming In: 3 Pts
What she’s banking is extremely important to our player, pimp and menbo visitors. Plus, White chicks tend to shower gifts, and there are a few items in Fresh 2 Def we have our eye on.

Class Act: 2Pts
Understand that if you ever go there, you’re going to catch heat for it. Check the comments on Polow Da Don's King-mag.com article, and you’ll see what we mean [link]. You may be labeled an ignorant ass hole for your choice, but if she’s a certified dyme piece (beauty, brains and body) ignorance is bliss.

Prior Interracial Experience: 1 Bonus Point
When she’s been hit from the Black-hand side before it makes that fantasy with your favorite
white chick that much closer to reality.

Our Top Five Sexiest White Chicks:

	1. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape…Enough said. TOTAL 24 Pts Voluptuous (10) Plastic Free (7) Girls Gone Wild (6) Interracial Experience (1) photo: Complex.com

	2. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett managed to nail the ones that matter the most. TOTAL 22 Pts Voluptuous (10) Plastic Free (7) Substantial Income (3) Class Act (2) photo: FHM

	3. Jessica Biel Two key factors propelled Biel to the 3 spot; Ass and Derrick Jeter TOTAL 20 Pts Voluptuous (10) + 2 Bonus Pts. Plastic Free (7) Interracial Experience (1) photo: GettyImages

	4. Coco If only Coco were all natural…and even if she were, we still wouldn’t believe it. Because of all that plastic, she stalled out a number 4 TOTAL 19 Pts Voluptuous (10) + 2 Bonus Pts. Girls Gone Wild (6) Interracial Experience (1) photo: Smooth

	5. Angelina Jolie We hate to see AJ at the bottom, but numbers don’t lie. Neither does the scale. And she about two sandwiches shy of crack head status. TOTAL 18 Pts Plastic Free (7) Girls Gone Wild (6) Substantial Income (3) Class Act (2)

	Hall of Fame: Carmen Electra (Thank you, C, for all the sweet memories and setting the bar so high)